75 Funny Would You Rather Questions

How to play

Sit in a circle, pick a reader, and read one question out loud. On “three”, everyone points left for the first option or right for the second. Each side then gets a few seconds to defend its pick, and anyone can switch sides if they are convinced. Pass the reader role to the left and repeat. That is the whole game.

If you are playing on one phone, just hand it to the next person after each question. Want a twist? The minority side has to explain their choice in one sentence, and the group votes on whether it was a good enough reason.

Classic funny would you rather questions

1. Would you rather sneeze confetti or hiccup bubbles?
2. Would you rather have a rewind button or a pause button for your life, but only for 10 seconds?
3. Would you rather always have to walk backwards or always have to talk backwards?
4. Would you rather have a personal theme song that plays when you walk into a room or a laugh track that plays after everything you say?
5. Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or ten duck-sized horses?
6. Would you rather have spaghetti for hair or sweat maple syrup?
7. Would you rather speak every language or talk to animals?
8. Would you rather only eat food that is blue or only eat food that is crunchy?
9. Would you rather have fingers as long as your legs or legs as short as your fingers?
10. Would you rather be followed everywhere by a mariachi band or by a narrator who describes everything you do?
11. Would you rather have a nose that glows when you lie or ears that wiggle when you are nervous?
12. Would you rather live in a house made of cheese or a house made of bubble wrap?
13. Would you rather only be able to whisper or only be able to shout?
14. Would you rather have a pet dinosaur the size of a cat or a pet cat the size of a dinosaur?
15. Would you rather be able to fly but only one foot off the ground or turn invisible but only when nobody is looking?

Funny would you rather questions for adults

16. Would you rather have your boss see your browser history or your mom read your group chats?
17. Would you rather reply-all to the whole company by accident or send a voice note to the wrong person?
18. Would you rather always be 10 minutes late or always be 2 hours early?
19. Would you rather have unlimited free coffee or unlimited free naps at work?
20. Would you rather have your phone autocorrect every word to “banana” or have it read every text out loud?
21. Would you rather be stuck in a three-hour meeting or a three-hour traffic jam?
22. Would you rather have a hangover every Monday or a sunburn every Friday?
23. Would you rather your exes all start a group chat or your parents join your group chat?
24. Would you rather only be able to drink lukewarm water or only eat cold pizza for the rest of your life?
25. Would you rather do your taxes every month or go to the dentist every month?
26. Would you rather have a karaoke machine that turns on at random or a webcam that turns on at random?
27. Would you rather be famous for something embarrassing or unknown for something amazing?
28. Would you rather have to wear a suit to the gym or gym clothes to a wedding?
29. Would you rather accidentally like a photo from five years ago or accidentally call your crush?
30. Would you rather give up takeout for a year or give up streaming services for a year?

Funny would you rather questions for friends

31. Would you rather swap phones with the person on your left for a day or swap wardrobes with the person on your right?
32. Would you rather have everyone here read your notes app or listen to your most-played songs?
33. Would you rather be the friend who always plans the trip or the friend who always forgets their passport?
34. Would you rather go on a road trip with no music or a road trip with only one song on repeat?
35. Would you rather lose every board game forever or win every argument forever?
36. Would you rather have your friends pick your next haircut or your next tattoo?
37. Would you rather be stuck in an elevator with your loudest friend or your quietest friend?
38. Would you rather be the main character in a reality show about this group or the narrator?
39. Would you rather only communicate with this group through GIFs or through voice notes?
40. Would you rather split every bill exactly to the cent or let one random person pay each time?
41. Would you rather have to sing everything you say for a day or dance every time you hear music?
42. Would you rather have a group tattoo or a group matching outfit at every party?
43. Would you rather be the worst player on a winning team or the best player on a losing team?
44. Would you rather have your friends plan your birthday with no input or plan it all yourself with no budget?
45. Would you rather go to a party where you know nobody or a party where you know everybody’s secrets?

Crazy would you rather questions

46. Would you rather have a tail or have whiskers?
47. Would you rather be able to talk to plants or control the weather in your backyard?
48. Would you rather live in a world without music or a world without color?
49. Would you rather wake up as a giant or wake up as a tiny version of yourself?
50. Would you rather have a dragon as a pet or be a dragon one day a week?
51. Would you rather be able to teleport but only to places you have already been or time travel but only 24 hours?
52. Would you rather have a clone that does your chores or a clone that goes to your parties?
53. Would you rather live on the moon or at the bottom of the ocean?
54. Would you rather have every animal want to be your friend or every baby want to cry when it sees you?
55. Would you rather breathe underwater or never need to sleep?
56. Would you rather be a ghost who can only open doors or a vampire who loves garlic?
57. Would you rather have your dreams broadcast on TV or your thoughts shown as subtitles?
58. Would you rather have a magic fridge that is always full or a magic closet that always has the perfect outfit?
59. Would you rather be the strongest person on Earth or the fastest?
60. Would you rather have hands for feet or feet for hands?

Hard would you rather questions

These have no easy answer. Expect the debates to run long.

61. Would you rather know the date you will die or how you will die?
62. Would you rather be able to read minds but never turn it off or see the future but never change it?
63. Would you rather lose all your photos or all your messages?
64. Would you rather be rich and lonely or broke and surrounded by friends?
65. Would you rather have a job you love that pays little or a job you hate that pays a fortune?
66. Would you rather forget everything you learned in school or forget your last five years?
67. Would you rather always tell the truth or always have people believe your lies?
68. Would you rather live 200 years in the past or 200 years in the future?
69. Would you rather give up your phone forever or give up traveling forever?
70. Would you rather be the smartest person in the room or the funniest?
71. Would you rather redo your teenage years with what you know now or skip straight to retirement?
72. Would you rather have everything you eat taste perfect or never gain weight?
73. Would you rather know what everyone really thinks of you or never know?
74. Would you rather have one true friend or a hundred good acquaintances?
75. Would you rather be able to undo one decision from your past or know the outcome of one decision in your future?

Would you rather questions for work

Safe for a team meeting, a Slack channel or an icebreaker. Nobody has to share anything private.

• Would you rather have a four-day week with longer days or a five-day week with early finishes?
• Would you rather work from a beach with bad Wi-Fi or from the office with perfect Wi-Fi?
• Would you rather have back-to-back meetings all day or no meetings but constant emails?
• Would you rather present to the whole company or lead a one-hour workshop?
• Would you rather always have a stocked snack drawer or a fully paid lunch every Friday?
• Would you rather only communicate by email or only by video call for a month?
• Would you rather have a desk by the window or a desk next to the coffee machine?

Deep would you rather questions

For slower rounds, when the group wants to think instead of laugh.

• Would you rather know exactly how you will die or exactly when?
• Would you rather be remembered for something you did or for the person you were?
• Would you rather have a job you love that pays little or a job you dislike that pays a lot?
• Would you rather relive your best day or skip ahead to the best day of your future?
• Would you rather always know the truth or always be happy?
• Would you rather change one decision from your past or be told one thing about your future?

Tips for funnier rounds

1. Read it like a game show host. Pause before the “or”. Delivery makes a silly question twice as funny.
2. Make it personal. Swap in names from the room, inside jokes or local places. “Would you rather live in Dave’s car or Dave’s fridge?” always lands.
3. Change the pace. Follow a crazy question with a hard one. The switch from silly to serious keeps everyone guessing.

Keep the party going

Looking for a softer version for two? Try our would you rather questions for couples. For a bigger game night, mix in who’s most likely to questions or check out more party games for adults. You can also play a free round on the Would You Rather game page.